The NFC B-Day Chat Thread

[BantyChooks]

I have a problem in my marriage. I am not sure if I should show this to my wife....

https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/966414/a-century-of-turkey-talk-2000-2100/10730#post_17890880

She is not a fan of my turkeys as it is.

....Does she have a cell phone? What's the number?

 

[duluthralphie]

Can you tell her it's a rare Black Speckled White bird?

I could try, but why should I risk it to protect one stupid bird. Besides I need to cull some, this one may make it on the list without my help.

 

[duluthralphie]

....Does she have a cell phone? What's the number?

That does it! Avatar changing time!

 

[Chaos18]

I could try, but why should I risk it to protect one stupid bird. Besides I need to cull some, this one may make it on the list without my help.

Then you can tell her you've taken care of the problem and you'll get back in her good graces.

 

[BantyChooks]

That does it! Avatar changing time!

That's the best ya got?

 

[duluthralphie]

That's the best ya got?

I am trying to be sensitive this time of the year.

 

[BantyChooks]

I am trying to be sensitive this time of the year.

Or you're out of good insults.

 

[Pork Pie]

Or you're out of good insults.

Tad optimistic?

 

[BantyChooks]

Tad optimistic?

Perhaps.

 

[Bunnylady]

Who's Tad?

Does he like ducks, too?