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N F C said:
Poor duck. Is an intervention needed?
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alas, the tale is sadder yet.........

ralphie was a little concerned, with his newfoud dux friend began to eat, and eat and eat. Only craving apple raisin stuffing. Too late, he figured out her sad little plan. You see, she ate, until she was stuffed. One day while ralhpie was at the store, buying more stuffing, she waddle over to the stove, that she had preheated to 350 degrees F, set the timer on the oven for one hour, placed a medium sized roasting pan, with two sticks of butter, and climbed inside....

such a sad woeful tale........

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the worst part was, she forgot to salt and pepper herself.........
 
That is a sad, sad tale. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "get stuffed".
 
Tumbling K said:
it started like this. there was a duck trapped in the ice, on a lake.......
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so a mere mortal man, bravely enters the frigid pool of death........ throwing caution to the wind, he bravely places himself in dire danger. "the dux, who will save this widdle dux?!?" his cries for the sake of the poor duck can be heard echoing all thru the valley. fighting the lowering temps of his body, and the sluggish response of his limbs, he bravely battles onward. until........
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he reaches the duck and plucks it from a certain, gruesome death......
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and they lived happily every after.........
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becoming great friends.......
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That's where your son gets the ability to write his good story...from you
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Chris, here all this time I thought you didn't like monkeys because they were after your chickens...now we see what they were really after!
 

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