The NFC B-Day Chat Thread

[Pork Pie]

I would go for the black bow tie instead.

Nah, I wouldn't be going to a funeral in such a get-up would I now?

 

[WVduckchick]

And today's fashion lessons have begun....

 

[N F C]

Speaking of funerals and V-Day...

 

[Chaos18]

Nah, I wouldn't be going to a funeral in such a get-up would I now?

Maybe for a funeral adding a willy warmer would be appropriate.

 

[Tumbling K]

Speaking of funerals and V-Day...

how do you find stuff like that?

 

[Pork Pie]

And today's fashion lessons have begun....

From elite and dedicated followers thereof

 

[N F C]

how do you find stuff like that?

It takes years of experience my friend (and a weird sense of humor)

 

[Blooie]

I see Blooie lurking. You must have got home safe and sound from getting your eyelashes did!

Yeah, popping in and out but didn't wanna mess up my eyelashes by reading too much......you know, eyes going back and forth, rolling, watering, rolling, squinting, rolling................

Maybe find a wine toting, cig smoking, beret wearing troll in a red neglige.

Oh, MAAANNNNNN, don't tell her that!!!!

And today's fashion lessons have begun....

Fashion note #3 - Nothing is more unattractive than when your shoes start eating your socks and the heel of said socks ends up bunched up around the sole of your feet. So put away the razor for the winter, ladies...the hair on your legs is insulation and acts like Velcro to keep your socks in place. You're welcome.

 

[Tumbling K]

Yeah, popping in and out but didn't wanna mess up my eyelashes by reading too much......you know, eyes going back and forth, rolling, watering, rolling, squinting, rolling................
Oh, MAAANNNNNN, don't tell her that!!!!

Fashion note #3 - Nothing is more unattractive than when your shoes start eating your socks and the heel of said socks ends up bunched up around the sole of your feet. So put away the razor for the winter, ladies...the hair on your legs is insulation and acts like Velcro to keep your socks in place. You're welcome.

OH NO!!!!

we've progressed to hair leg weather!!

 

[N F C]

Here's one for you Blooie