Beautiful bird on the banana palm Jae!! Really pretty flower too.
And that is supposed to be news?

I am technically 4b but we are inching our way to 5a. We haven't gone below -20°F for quite a few years.
So inquiring minds want to know: Who lets you out? Do you have your cell phone with you so you can call for assistance? I'd get that string or wire tied to the "trigger" of the latch and run through the wall ASAP. The neighbors might call the cops on your parents for keeping their child in a cage.
Welcome to fall Teila!
Don't plant them until after last frost, they don't "do" frost.