Or a Gator?I'll suggest that to DH. Don't know if the Sheriff would do much, the ranchers are allowed to free range their herds but the course is private property.
Don't you think it would be more fun to chase one around with a backhoe though?

At least you won’t have to worry about him coming back.And in other local news...
Maybe some of you recall back in 2016 when DH interrupted a burglary at the course and the 2 guys involved were sent to prison. One of them was just released on parole. The first thing he did was get high and overdosed.
(This is such a weird place.)
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