The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Mantha8225]

my cat

 

[NinjaRooster]

My dad. Zombies are going DOWN!

 

[The Breaker]

this picture

 

[Mantha8225]

a stack of lined paper

 

[charnic44]

A pillow. PILLOW FIGHT!!! Lol!!!

 

[NinjaRooster]

A cat litter box.

 

[GentFarmer]

Well, crap. I have a sleeping, geriatric cat. ...or a pillow. Sigh.

 

[NinjaRooster]

Well, crap. I have a sleeping, geriatric cat. ...or a pillow. Sigh.

Throw the cat and if the pillow is a feather pillow, rip it open and throw that too.

 

[GentFarmer]

Throw the cat and if the pillow is a feather pillow, rip it open and throw that too.

Going to be a short apocalypse for the Gent. lol

 

[NinjaRooster]

Swiss Army knife.


This thread is reminding me that I don't have any good "defense items". Well, aside from my feet, hands, legs, and arms.