The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[scriptkiddieJR]

a chair!
I SHALL BEAT THOSE ZOMBIES TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Malibu99]

an english muffin with peanut butter. Distraction?

 

[MsChickenMomma]

A ceramic coffee coaster and a tube of lip balm.

I guess I'll offer them some lip balm, chuck the coaster at their head and then make a run for it....

 

[WooingWyandotte]

The ceiling.

I don't want to ask

A pen, poke their brains out?..

 

[Malibu99]

A love letter from a 6-year-old.

I'm officially dead. xD

 

[Kelsykin]

A love letter from a 6-year-old.

I'm officially dead. xD

Maybe they will fall over if you read it to them.... You know all the sugary sweetness making them go into a diabetic coma ; )

 

[StarrNico]

my almost 3 year old nephew

 

[NinjaRooster]

A razor!

 

[chickencoop789]

a calculator......not sure what I could do with that!

 

[NinjaRooster]

A salsa jar half full of raisins and craisins.

Chuck it at their head and head for the hills!