The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Kelsykin]

To the left is my rot tie-beagle mix. She will leap energetically at all comers, throw herself at their feet and roll over begging for belly rubs. As they trip over this useless watch dog, I will make my get away. PS., she doesn't even bark. A more happy, clueless dog I have yet to meet.

But they are the best kind.

 

[chickencoop789]

A toothbrush

 

[Magic Birdie]

Cake... But the cake is a lie!

 

[Kelsykin]

Cake... But the cake is a lie!

But cake always lies.......

 

[Magic Birdie]

The cake was a lie so I gave you a pie

The pie was a fake so I gave you a cake

 

[Chickadee42]

Next to me is.... A rubber ducky....

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

THE ZOMBIES ARE SCREWED!!!!!
I HAVE........ a fish tank......

MUAHAHAHA

 

[Kelsykin]

THE ZOMBIES ARE SCREWED!!!!!
I HAVE........ a fish tank......

MUAHAHAHA

Oh the fun that would be......

 

[Mantha8225]

 

[chickencoop789]

A stuffed bear