The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Dragapacacorn]

BAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PROTECTED BY DRAGAPACORN NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE PROTESTS XD

Fine. As long as you don't touch me. *swats at your grabby hands*

 

[awesome308]

Fine. As long as you don't touch me. *swats at your grabby hands*

*pokes*

 

[Dragapacacorn]

*pokes*

*blasts your head open with 22 rifle* told you.

 

[awesome308]

*blasts your head open with 22 rifle* told you.

*pokes again even though I now do not have a head* BAHAHAHAHA

 

[Void]

*blasts your head open with 22 rifle* told you.

 

[Void]

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Dragapacacorn]

*pokes again even though I now do not have a head* BAHAHAHAHA

CRAP ZOMBIE *runs off*

 

[Dragapacacorn]

Yep.

 

[Dragapacacorn]

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Nah it was hilarious

 

[chickencoop789]

a newspaper