The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[roostersandhens]

My phone

 

[chickencoop789]

a magazine

 

[Chickens R Us]

Phone charger

 

[roostersandhens]

a feather

 

[faberfam]

Um a chair.

 

[StarrNico]

The neighbors kid

 

[Chickadee42]

A window! *leaps epically through second story window. Rolls even more epically down the roof. Lands even MORE epically on one knee narrowly missing bush.* boo yah.

 

[StarrNico]

A window! *leaps epically through second story window. Rolls even more epically down the roof. Lands even MORE epically on one knee narrowly missing bush.* boo yah.

 

[SparkleFlower]

a bible. come at me zombies, i'm not afraid.

 

[Nutcup]

You all obviously missed it. ahem, it's a GOAT!!!