The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Chickadee42]

My dad. he's really tall and really strong and he frightens small children. I think I'm good.

 

[Chickadee42]

A very large pillow. I mean really really huge. It's as long as I am tall! (And I am not short!)

 

[vehve]

A piece of toilet paper filled with snot. Loads of snot.

 

[Chickadee42]

A book, basil seeds, and several coasters. I'm doooooomed.

 

[NinjaRooster]

A chair out of our minvan.

 

[SherrieT]

A salami grinder and a glass of red wine. Oh, there's the knife I cut the grinder with. Not all is lost.

 

[NinjaRooster]

A salami grinder and a glass of red wine. Oh, there's the knife I cut the grinder with. Not all is lost.

 

[Silver Bantam]

Ribbons from A & P shows 'cause I'm on my bed... maybe I can scare them of with dancing or something

 

[Chickadee42]

I have grape juice

with a laxative in it....drat. Why zombies? If it had been vampires I could have fed it to them hoping they may think it was blood and then I could make a run for it while they were running to the bathroom.

I just found the weirdest emoji

it's so creepy. It stares into your soul.

 

[Mantha8225]

the zombie survival guide. Yesss!!!