The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[PeepnQuack12]

Night stand

 

[Mantha8225]

Candy Cane. Maybe I sharpen it and stab them?

 

[Chickadee42]

Candy Cane. Maybe I sharpen it and stab them?

Muahaha! I stab you with my sweet delicious knife!

 

[Mantha8225]

Not yours. Mine.

 

[B-Goock]

I have a choice of stuff within arms length on my left.
a computer mouse, a clip board, a computer speaker, a double stack of computer monitors, a log book, and a white out dispenser.
The mouse I'll swing like a mace, clip board smack them over the head, speaker for throwing, monitors for two over the head then the stand as my main weapon, and white out to cover their eyes so they can't see me. If it happens here at work I have over 25 monitors to throw at them. he he. Yeah I'm messing around while at work.

 

[tridentk9]

Who!

 

[Chickadee42]

Not yours. Mine.

It's mine now.

 

[Mantha8225]

*eats* Nope!

 

[Chickadee42]

*eats* Nope!

That's ok......I have 12 more!!! I'm sitting next to a box of candy canes. Muahahaha! I win.

 

[StarrNico]

ranch flavor chicken wings...mmm