The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[LoveThatChick]

If I spin a little *spinning chair too* a loveseat, Christmas cactus, dragon tree, bird-of-paradise and an airplane plant.

You sure you want to fight zombies with plant life? LOL

 

[StarrNico]

Is it small enough to wield in battle? XD

yes

 

[Gertrude McFuzz]

They are the best

Well, as I have an Australian shepherd, I'm afraid I'll have to disagree.

You sure you want to fight zombies with plant life? LOL

If you could use a wooden club, then why not plant life, right?

yes

You might hold them off for a while.

 

[Gertrude McFuzz]

Okay, to my left I have two tennis rackets and a couple milk crates with old records. Most of the records I wouldn't sacrifice (I do love music) but one is a Beetles album. I can use it like a frisbee of death!

 

[Mantha8225]

Um... *looks out window* A flying cat!

 

[roseyred]

A pen and a binder and daily planner for work. I could audit them to death?

 

[Gertrude McFuzz]

Um... *looks out window* A flying cat!

LIAAARRRRR!!!

A pen and a binder and daily planner for work. I could audit them to death?

Doubtful. You might be able to do a teensy bit of hand-to-hand, but I'd suggest running. XD

 

[ShinShien]

Supper, a mugful of baked beans

 

[LoveThatChick]

Okay, to my left I have two tennis rackets and a couple milk crates with old records. Most of the records I wouldn't sacrifice (I do love music) but one is a Beetles album. I can use it like a frisbee of death!

Yes! Use the Beetles album, though my sis would hate you for it...

Um... *looks out window* A flying cat!

You mean " A flaming flying cat!" I have four at my disposal... (Out door cats, I'm on a farm, not a crazy cat lady!)

 

[Mantha8225]

@Gertrude McFuzz Nah, it's just that my neighbor's cat jumped off their roof again. *shrugs*