The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Gomes Bantams]

still parakeets. YAY!

 

[Bunnylady]

A catalog from Cackle Hatchery, a plastic spatula (what's that doing there??) and an unplugged, uncharged cordless phone. Great, I can't even phone for help.

 

[ChicknBaron]

check book... i will pay for my life...

 

[JD4570]

Yesh! I now have Mr.G23c(Glock) with two spare mags and a machete! BRING IT ON!!!

 

[amillecay]

Now i have a cat, a sweat shirt and a pillow. Yippy! This wont get me far!

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

A plate of fried pickles. Delicious? Yes. Helpful? No.

 

[JD4570]

A plate of fried pickles. Delicious? Yes. Helpful? No.

If they're quite overcooked, they can gum up the teeth of a zombie when you shove them in their mouthes.

 

[amillecay]

If they're quite overcooked, they can gum up the teeth of a zombie when you shove them in their mouthes.

Good idea but I don't know if I would enjoy shoving burnt pickles in a zombies mouth..

 

[JD4570]

Good idea but I don't know if I would enjoy shoving burnt pickles in a zombies mouth..

Uuhhh. . . I know, use some log tongs. Or maybe build a pickle shooter?

 

[amillecay]

Uuhhh. . . I know, use some log tongs. Or maybe build a pickle shooter?

A pickle shooter would be good!