The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Gomes Bantams]

my parakeets. they want flesh.

 

[JD4570]

SPOON!!!!

 

[KristyHall]

SPOON!!!!

The Tick!!!!!!

 

[Gomes Bantams]

Watching Zombieland now.


My chickens and lovebirds.

 

[JD4570]

Watching Zombieland now.
My chickens and lovebirds.

Uh remember, check behind your seat, restroom stalls and double tap. Always double tap, even with a shovel. Or even a SPOON! Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Bunnylady]

Is the double tap necessary with a bazooka, too?

 

[Gomes Bantams]

I'm not sure. To my left is candy and trick or treaters. To my right is my gun.* turns around* there!

 

[JD4570]

Is the double tap necessary with a bazooka, too?

Uh, no. Explosives only take one shot, just put some distance between you and your target. You don't want an accidental two fer.

 

[Bunnylady]

I didn't think so. Don't suppose a great degree of accuracy is required, either. See, I did learn something from the Sledge Hammer! video!

 

[Fluffypuffy587]

Well I play left for dead and dont mind lighting the witch up with a molatov and a putting a cap in her head. Those old bag lady nails dont scare me. The object to my left is now my weapon of choice: Plant stand. as good as a bat hahaha