The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.What is it?

[Chicken Tamer]

My purse........maybe I can go all ninja granny on them & whack them with it!!!!

LoL NICE!
A plastic bottle.... STUFF IT DOWN THERE THROATS!!!

 

[JD4570]

My purse........maybe I can go all ninja granny on them & whack them with it!!!!

LoL NICE!
A plastic bottle.... STUFF IT DOWN THERE THROATS!!!

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[Bunnylady]

Yeah, that's the spirit!

My chainsaw and machete.

My machete is to my left, but it's like, 100 feet away, in the workshop. I don't think I should try to make a run for it.

 

[Fluffballs]

Just great... I have a box of kleenex and the comics to my left. I'm dead.

 

[member 142084]

That's okay Fluffballs, I have a puzzle piece.

 

[Fluffballs]

That's okay Fluffballs, I have a puzzle piece.

Hehehe, I'm sorry. Now I have... a lamp! Hmm... I guess that will work!

 

[Chicken Tamer]

plastic box... Another plastic thing... HIT THEM ACCROSS THE HEAD WITH IT!!! I will save ya Clemantime! LoL If u get that joke ur awesome XD

 

[UnderHisWings]

Big mirror!...if I can lift it...

 

[mrcush]

A beer? Huh, at least I'll have a buzz I guess!

 

[bigbangrooster]

Lets see......... 2 chairs and a lazy cat hhhmmmmmmm......... * turns around* oh ok now i have a snuggie a plastic plant and oh geuss wat another chair naaaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhh i am not gettin' eatin' by zombies tonight!!!!!

but seriosly im dead : (

but i guess i could surrender and become a slave

but my chickens and rabbits will save me !!!

(for a second i thoght the bunny was going gangum style

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