Since this is the Old Folks Home, I thought I'd share what a friend sent me this morning.
I remember each one of these.
Older than dirt.
Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.'
'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
'It was a place called 'at home,' I explained. ! 'Mum cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'
By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.
Here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :
Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis, set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country or had a credit card..
My parents never drove me to school. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow).
We didn't have a television in our house until I was 10. It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God. It came back on the air at about 6 a.m. and there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people...
I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.
Pizzas were not delivered to our home.... But milk was.
All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers --my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. He had to get up at 6AM every morning. Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.
If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing. Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?
MEMORIES: My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it.. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.
How many do you remember?
Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.
Older Than Dirt Quiz : Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about - Ratings at the bottom.
1.Candy cigarettes
2.Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
3.Home milk delivery in glass bottles
4. Party lines on the telephone
5.Newsreels before the movie
6.TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels [if you were fortunate]) 7.Peashooters
8. Howdy Doody
9. 45 RPM records
10.Hi-fi's
11. Metal ice trays with lever
12. Blue flashbulb
13.Cork popguns
14. Studebakers
15. Wash tub wringers If you remembered 0-3 = You're still young If you remembered 3-6 = You are getting older If you remembered 7-10 = Don't tell your age, If you remembered 11-15 =You're older than dirt! I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life. Don't forget to pass this along!! Especially to all your really OLD friends.
Oh man chicken canoe....we must have grown up in the same family!!! Except, we were 3 girls, no boys.
1. Candy cigarettes- in fake cig boxes.
2. Coffee shops-actually existed and were like diner-ettes. Serving coffee, breakfast goods and most diner grill foods, many by the bus stops, no music.
3. Cigarette vending machines on every corner...anybody could purchase them.
4. Don't remember milk deliveries at homes in the 60's Kansas City Mo.
5. Party lines- and telephone numbers with alphabet prefixes indicating the neighborhood. Ours was "WE1-9013. Everyone on the block was on the party line.
6. Only went to 2 movies in my childhood. King Kong and Sound of Music. That was it.
7. Neighborhood schools. Elementary usually K-6. Middle 7-8. HS 9-12. We walked to school. NO buses back then. I think my dad drove my oldest sister to HS, then he went off to work. I think.
8. TV-consisted of black and white, one set, 3.5 channels, antenna. On at 6am, off at midnight. We had the 3 local stations and one PBS, which signal was spotty most times.
9. Did have Howdy Doody...very often. We didn't get alot of shows on our stations back then. Kansas City was kind of boonie-ville back in the 60's.
10. LP records-mom and dad had the turntable and their collection of LP33 and 45's. Remember the good 'ol days? 50's Christmas music, funky christmas tree, Burl Ives, etc....
11. We didn't have a hi-fi.
12. Metal ice cube trays, glass tea pitcher with brewed tea, sugar bowl with real sugar granules, sugar cubes with tiny icing picture thingy's on them.
13. The pop bottle sprinkle thing on mamas ironing board. Usually a Coke Bottle. I got to keep her board, and I think I have the sprinkle top somewheres.
14. Grandmas antique treadle Singer sewing machine...which she used all the time and I learned to sew on.
15. Did have Studebakers..not sure what dad drove. Mom didn't drive, grandmas didn't drive. The ladies used taxis, buses, walked, or stayed home. Mom did ironing jobs, babysitting jobs, elder care jobs, house cleaning jobs.
16. The old wringer tub in the basement. I remember it, because when mom got the new fangled automatic washing machine, I was about 4 or 5 I think. I remember seeing mom and grandma use the wringer one, and it's wooden ringer on the top. It was drained into the basement drain.
17. Fast food-wasn't called fast food back then. Dad liked to go to Zestos Ice Cream once in a while. Mom loved Woolworths luncheonette, and Dad would take us to this place upthe road called "Sandy's" I think. A pic of a Scottish girl dancing was on their sign. But that was a very rare occasion.
18. Neighborhood drug store- Katz and many others. One could go inside and shop for hours. All the neat stuff inside. I miss those places.
Am I old yet?