The Old Folks Home

[ronott1]

" you knew he was a snake when you rescued him." I should have that painted on my walls - I've had too many snakes in my life. Slow learner. Flying solo is so much better.

Sorry, you may now return to the usual posts.

Thanks for the funny!

 

[superchemicalgirl]

Thanks for the funny!

Maybe she should have hired Cyn to "de-dear" her.

 

[Bunnylady]

It's funny - there was this guy that I dated in college (eons ago, back in the stone age). Shortly after we started going out together, I had a dream about a snake. I told a friend about it. She had dated this guy the year before, and her reaction was, "yeah, he's a snake, and I got bitten." I thought that a little harsh, he didn't seem that bad. We were together for all of a semester, then he started doing things that looked like we were headed for a breakup. I was feeling a little upset about it, then one night, I dreamed about a snake again. I woke up thinking, "see, you knew he was a snake when you met him. Get over it!"

 

[chickadoodles]

No, he went a good bit further than a couple hundred feet away; but apparently it wasn't enough. Either that, or he's twins.

Sorry for your loss Bunnylady. I cut the heads off and give them to the chickens to eat.

 

[drumstick diva]

I'm sorry but, that ungrateful snake (even if it is an imposter) should have been fed several golf balls, to weigh him down and then thrown off a bridge. Yes, that's vindictive but, he killed a broody momma and a chick - no clemency for him.

 

[ozexpat]

Feeding him to chickens is excellent payback

 

[drumstick diva]

If you say so Oz but, only if several chickens participate and tear him limb from limb in many directions at once. I guess I would settle for that.

Actually when saying he should be tossed off a bridge, I imagined a croc or alligator waiting open mouthed to catch him. Just a daydream - as long as it isn't acted out I'm okay - right???

 

[scottcaddy]

If you say so Oz but, only if several chickens participate and tear him limb from limb in many directions at once. I guess I would settle for that.

Actually when saying he should be tossed off a bridge, I imagined a croc or alligator waiting open mouthed to catch him. Just a daydream - as long as it isn't acted out I'm okay - right???

Yes my Dear D D you are OKAY!!!

Scott

 

[Peep_Show]

How do you tear a snake limb from limb?

 

[Peep_Show]

And I neglected to say before, Bunny, sorry for your loss. She was a good hen in every sense of the word....