The Old Folks Home

[drumstick diva]

Any dogs Alaskan, as in 3 dog night? 3 cats wouldn't be the same, they just cuddle up to unload some fleas

 

[vehve]

Al, I have always felt warmer when I'm clean.

 

[superchemicalgirl]

@superchemicalgirl

Does this mean you haven't looked at my blog yet? It has pictures.... Of people... And mountains and stuff

That is correct. Does it have pictures of chickens?

 

[LindaB220]

That would be cool. Surprising, even startling, but cool.

It's disturbing that you are even imagining.


Don't you mean anaconda?
That's a reference I heard today.

Why wait?
Do it now.

Quote:
My landlord in Germany had the same birthday as I. He turned 82 the day I turned 22. He loved the fact that we shared birthdays. Herr Putz was a horny old man though.
He was the only man in town his age. All the people of his vintage were old ladies. His wife invited everyone in town above 70 to this birthday party which he insisted on celebrating with me and my roomy from Brooklyn. He invited us into the party but we knew that if we went in we would end up inebriated in short order.
We said we had to go up to the apartment for a bit while we tried to figure out how we could escape. Shortly, he came up knocking on the door with 3 liter sized beers. We finished them and I pulled out 3 more. We were drinking those when his wife came up and told him all of his female contemporaries were waiting for us to come down for cake and coffee(Kaffee und Kuchen) to celebrate our birthday. He told her we would be down in a bit. 3 beers later, she came back yelling at him. He grabbed her by the face and shoved her toward the door. He apparently wanted to spend his birthday drinking with some young guys rather than cake and coffee with old ladies.
We were shocked and embarrassed and decided to talk him into going to the party to satisfy his wife.
We went down and there were about 6 old German ladies besides his wife. They ranged from mid 70s to mid 90s. I guess, in a small town, you celebrate anyone that makes another year. No one spoke any English except my buddy and I. We had very nice cake and coffee. However, after the first cup of coffee, herr Putz was ready to drink.
He went to the cellar and brought up a bottle of red wine and 2 bottles of white wine. The red for the ladies and the white for the guys. It wasn't long before we needed a couple more bottles. Eventually, herr Putz, Joe and I had consumed 8 bottles of wine while the ladies were still finishing their first bottle. He was getting randy and they were starting to feel good as well. Herr Putz started going around kissing all of them, then groping and reaching under dresses. His wife caught him and started yelling. The old ladies pushed his hand away and giggled.
Wild scene to say the least. It was like watching your grandparents in a pre-orgy.
He was out of white wine, thank goodness.
So he went back to the cellar and brought up a bottle of schnapps. Joe and I looked at each other and shook our heads no. We knew how bad we would feel the next day and begged him to let us leave. Eventually we were able to escape.


I've been a lady, or should I say a female character on many Halloweens. Twice a witch, once a bride. I don't know what gender the werewolf was that I played. Or the snake for that matter.

Never a dull moment with you. Love it.

 

[LindaB220]

I got up at 4am to go out and get my White Plymouth Rock rooster off the roost and move him to the growout pen. Today I'm going to finally be able to pick up my Blosl White Rock. Thrilled because he has the silver gene and I can use his pullets with a German New Hampshire to make the best Golden Comets in the South. I have one Blosl pullet and the XW rooster and 3 pullets. I'm going to hatch all the eggs but mainly the Blosl ones. They say that mixing the Blosl and XW will give you spectacular birds. So I will be breeding the Blosl rooster to the other pullets too. The immature XW rooster will just watch and learn from the BIG Daddy. The seller said he is all MAN. Of course, he named him "Larry". Huh? I'm changing it to Studmuffin or Big Boy or something

 

[Highcotton]

Im pretty sure several of us on here know alaskans gender. Send me $5 and a self addressed stamped envelope for clues

Do you have change for a $100 dollar bill?

 

[bamadude]

Do you have change for a $100 dollar bill?

sure

 

[hennible]

Just look at AL's earlier post on here before the use of the word spouse....

 

[hennible]

That or enjoy the game...

 

[Highcotton]

I would suspect we would need to hold it in a round room to avoid clustering in the corners and suffocating/squishing the chicks at the far side.

That is sort of like the Moron joke of the 50s. How many are old enough to remember the Moron jokes?

"Why did the little Moron build his house round? So the cat couldn't poop in the corner."