The Old Folks Home

[drumstick diva]

I don't carry a purse anyway. I use a waist pack because I loose things as soon as I set them down, so I need them all attached. Waist pack and backpack go with me.

Do you think a turkey could scare off dogs - at least small ones?

 

[bamadude]

4 dozen eggs in the fridge. Woke up to my mother in law making a 6 egg omlette from the "pretty blue eggs" on the counter. They were supposed to ship today.

 

[Alaskan]

4 dozen eggs in the fridge. Woke up to my mother in law making a 6 egg omlette from the "pretty blue eggs" on the counter. They were supposed to ship today.

wowsers.... that is a difficult one....

just remember, the wife will probably be more than a little ticked off, if you off her mother.

 

[ronott1]

4 dozen eggs in the fridge. Woke up to my mother in law making a 6 egg omlette from the "pretty blue eggs" on the counter. They were supposed to ship today.

I move the hatching eggs up to the room with the incubator asap!

I am sorry to hear this.

 

[drumstick diva]

Oh Bama get her out of there

How do you explain that to a disappointed customer?

Next time do what I do with treasures. Just a sign that reads "TOUCH THIS AND DIE !!!! makes a better impact if you use blood red ink and drizzle some over the object.

Poor Bama no wonder you turned out the way you did. How long have you been married? -

Next time leave some "died in the shell" eggs -on the countertop. Wait till she breaks those open.

 

[dsqard]

Dude I would contact the buyer and explain what happened. See if they are willing to wait another day/week whatever you need to get their order together again. Offer to throw in a few extra eggs. If I were the buyer, I would understand especially if you have good feedback. "Stuff" happens that is completely out of our control.
Diva I have seen a turkey hen challenge and scare off a small dog. The small dog in question thought he was "all that and a slice of bread" rounding up all the birds until that hen puffed up and stood her ground. The dog had no idea what to do and was scared of the hen. It was pretty funny.

 

[bamadude]

wowsers.... that is a difficult one....

just remember, the wife will probably be more than a little ticked off, if you off her mother.

I just kept my mouth shut. I was hoping the girls would lay enough so I could ship before the post office closed. Im 1 egg short and the post office just closed

 

[bamadude]

Oh Bama  get her out of there   How do you explain that to a disappointed customer?   

Next time do what I do with treasures.  Just a sign that reads "TOUCH THIS AND DIE !!!!      makes a better impact if you use blood red ink and drizzle some over the object.

Poor Bama no wonder you turned out the way you  did.  How long have you been married? -

Next time leave some "died in the shell"   eggs   -on the countertop.  Wait till she breaks those open.                    

I told the buyer the truth. She said tomorrow shipping would be fine.
Krista and I married May 9 (my birthday and anniversary) 2008. Dang im turning 40 in a few days. Bummer.
Lol my last hatch had my first ever exploding egg. I never want to smell that smell again

 

[IttyBiddyRedHen]

4 dozen eggs in the fridge. Woke up to my mother in law making a 6 egg omlette from the "pretty blue eggs" on the counter. They were supposed to ship today.

Oh that's terrible!! I put the hatching eggs in a separate egg carton...marked "Hatching Eggs"...so I don't accidentally eat them.

 

[ChickenCanoe]

4 dozen eggs in the fridge. Woke up to my mother in law making a 6 egg omlette from the "pretty blue eggs" on the counter. They were supposed to ship today.

OMG

My wife does that kind of thing all the time.
I'll collect the best eggs, keep them at the proper temperature, bring them in to slowly raise the temperature only to find that they've been washed and used for a quiche.

Worse yet, she'll go months without washing eggs - until I'm collecting special eggs.

I told the buyer the truth. She said tomorrow shipping would be fine.
Krista and I married May 9 (my birthday and anniversary) 2008. Dang im turning 40 in a few days. Bummer.
Lol my last hatch had my first ever exploding egg. I never want to smell that smell again

So you don't even come close to qualifying as being old.