And I have successfully procured a (very tired) Dsqard. Just got home. Her luggage did manage to make it to Augusta... Georgia. Hopefully we'll have it back within the next 12 hours.
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Awww heck, have 2 lobsters and some steamed clams for me.Welcome to Maine Dsqard! Enjoy that beautiful New England fall scenery and have a lobster and some steamed clams for me
Looks great Latestarter! Enjoy!
Have loads of fun!
Thanks Chicka
Left three strainers to drain overnight, just loaded up the last 2 strainers with the last bit. Should be done by noon. Bought a 12 pack of pint ball jars and will fill all + an additional pint. Now I have to research how/what to do with all the wax
The honey is mighty tasty. So much better than store bought. And, I know where it came from and how it was processed.
The Man Rules
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note … these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note … these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports
It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine … Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or fishing.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape !
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports
It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine … Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or fishing.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape !
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
I knew a guy that only bought candles made from bees wax he said they lasted forever. I am sure there are a lot of uses for it.Thanks ChickaLeft three strainers to drain overnight, just loaded up the last 2 strainers with the last bit. Should be done by noon. Bought a 12 pack of pint ball jars and will fill all + an additional pint. Now I have to research how/what to do with all the waxThe honey is mighty tasty. So much better than store bought. And, I know where it came from and how it was processed.
How do you keep honey from crystallizing?
CC you are a MESS!
I've been making that toilet seat argument for years.
I also love the one about problem solving and sympathy.
I also love the one about problem solving and sympathy.
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