I will take the petty drama (which I can ignore) over all the daily administrative stuff that makes absolutely no sense. I'm not talking policies and procedures to make patients safe. I'm talking all the bureaucratic junk that people make up to either a) keep their job and make them seem important or b) waste time. For example, yesterday I spent an hour and a half with a team of "auditors" who were looking at my security system.
Mind you, it was NOT to make sure I was safe and had the most up to date, or useful system. I would have relished such an audit.
It was to (and I really can't make this up) evaluate what types of locking systems we had on each door, write them down and TAKE PICTURES OF THEM.
My day went like this: (standing in front of one of our [open] doors) Auditor: "oh this is an SRP-4J" to which I snarkily say: "are you sure it's not an SRP-4T?" and the guy goes back and looks at the lock again, confused, and he says "no, it's a 4J."
I realize I signed up for administration (because no one else wanted to take the job and it needs to be done) but holy moly some days I swear it is going to drive me absolutely insane. Once I retire I am going to write a book about it.
You seem to be making it entertaining though! I have found auditors to be somewhat light in the sense of humor department. It makes it easier to mess with them - you just have to pick the right thing.
