Hi everyone! I have been under the weather. I am just now getting some time to catch up with all the latest!
I wanted to share a rap that I wrote~ It goes to the rhythm of "Baby Got Back"
"Chickies Got Fluff" By: Jody McMillan 2013
Oh, my, word. Honey, look at her fluff.
She is so cute! She looks like,
one of those roosters, girlfriends.
Hey, you know, who needs those roosters anyway?
They only chase her, because,
she shows off her fluffy tail feathers, 'kay?
I mean, her fluff, is too round.
I can't believe it's so cute, it's like,
fluff-E , I mean - wow. Look!
She's just so ... Fluff!
I like fluffy butts and I cannot lie
You other roosters can't deny
That when a hen struts in with her pretty little fluff
You can bet she is the stuff!
You get crazy, wanna show off your chick
'Cause you notice that fluff is thick
See those feathers that she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh Chickie! I wanna hen like you!
I built a fancy coop for you!
My friends I tried to tell them
‘Bout your eggs, and I could sell them.
Oh Chickie, I want to take you home, and put you in my coop!
So, girlies! (Yeah!) girlies! (Yeah!)
Has your chickie got the fluff? (Well yeah!)
Tell 'em to show it! (Show it!) Show it! (Show it!)
Show that fluffy butt!
Chickies got that fluff!
My friends I tried to show them
Those feathers and fluff I adore them.
Ooh, Feathers so fluffy and soft.
You say you wanna get a hen like mine?
Well, call me, just call me!
'Cause she ain't no average chicken
I've seen her scratchin'!
I’ve seen her flappin’!
She's shiny and fine
Got it goin' like a big combine
I'm tired of farmers
Sayin' skinny butts are the thing
Take the average farm girl and ask her that!
She gotta have that fluff!
So, holla! (Yeah!) holla! (Yeah!)
Has your hen got the fluff? (Oh yeah!)
Tell 'em to show it! (Show it!) Show it! (Show it!)
Show that fluffy butt!
Chickies got fluff!
Chickies got fluff!
I like 'em round, and fluffy, And when I'm showin’ her off. I just can't help myself,
I'm actin' like a momma hen, now where's that hen again?
I wanna take her out
And show her off!
I ain't talkin' bout fried chicken,
'Cause this chick is made to show
I want 'em really cute and sweet!
So find that fancy hen
You know you’ve lost your head, Beggin' for a Blue Laced Red!
So I'm lookin' at hatchery stock
Short legged pullets, walkin' like ducks
You can have them ducks!
I'll keep my hens, and roosters too!
A word to the weak farm sisters, I wanna let ya know
I won't lie about it
I gotta be straight, when I say I wanna hatch chicks till the end of time!
Little Giant got it goin' on
A lot of freaks won't like this song!
'Cause them freaks don’t know how to hatch ‘em
And I'd rather set them eggs!
'Cause I'm crazy, and I'm touched
And I know I hatched too much
So, crazies! {Yeah!} crazies! {Yeah}
If you wanna hatch some babies {Yeah!}
Then plug that Little Giant up! Put those hatchin’ eggs in!
Even city girls got to shout!
Chickies got fluff! Chickies got fluff!
Yeah, Chickies ... when it comes to hens, My chicken addiction, got nothin'
to do with my selection. 15-30-50? Hey! I only ordered 60!
So your hens are rollin’ in a Tractor, you know money ain’t a factor!
But Chickies need a feeder, in the back of that Tractor!
My Hens they get the best
I work without no rest, (yes!)
You can keep them in a pen,
But please don’t coop them up!
Some breeders wanna play the "name" game, and tell you that the breed ain't right.
So they sell ‘em and cull ‘em
And I show up to buy ‘em!
My, neighbor says I'm crazy
Well at least I ain’t lazy!
'Cause my Hens are hot and my chicks are kickin'
And now I'm thinkin' ‘bout hatchin'!
I’m makin’ a trip to Tractor Supply,
I want one of everything!
Give me a chicken, I can't resist ‘em!
Scratch feed and crumbles didn't miss her
Some breeder tried to dis
'Cause my hens are on his list
He had Chickies, but he chose to sell 'em
And I called up quick to buy 'em!
So Chickies, if your fat and very fluffy,
And you want to move outta town,
Dial 1-900-CHIXALOT
And I will pick you up!
Chickies got Fluff!