A day in the life of Wisher -
My DH has been wanting some salmon patties for a couple of weeks. He brought home canned salmon, and Panko, and put them in the pantry. I decided to make them tonight but soon realized that I didn't have any onions. I called my closest (this side of the road) neighbor, a recent widow, to see if she had an onion I could borrow. She said she did and I thankfully told her I would send my youngest to her house on our Ranger. It is only about a quarter of a mile, counting both of our long driveways, from our garage to her front door. I selected a beautiful rainbow of fresh eggs and arranged them in a carton to send to her in exchange. DS#3 came back shortly, and I asked how she liked the eggs. He said 'fine' and went back to his game. Shortly, I was ready to dice the onion and couldn't find it. I asked where my onion was. DS#3 said he didn't know. "Wha'? Where is the onion, SON?' "They didn't give it to me." "Well, go back and get it, I need it, that was the whole purpose in you going!"
He didn't want to go, he was embarrassed, but I assured him that all he had to do is say "I forgot the onion" and she would give it to him. In a bit, he was back with the onions, two onions! Which is what I actually needed (for tomorrow's meatloaf) but didn't want to ask. I asked what she said and he replied, "He just said, 'Oh, you need some onions?' and gave them to me." HE? I had a fleeting thought of a new boyfriend, but then was just confused.
DS#3 said, "Wait. Where was I supposed to take them?"
