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[Peep_Show]

Becareful crossing the line with inuendos (says the man who posts chachi)

Here is a challenge for you

Make a rhyme using sentences ending with the words month, orange, silver or purple.

Thank goodness for just 31 days a month
as I'd hate to be paid on the 101th.

I had nasty juice and it was purple.
It made me want to gag and slurple.

 

[hennible]

*Felix is washing his mouth with soap*

~Sam is too~

 

[ozexpat]

It's easy, if you're collecting a fresh sample, it's basically just playing with a cup, a turkey baster and some lube. Oz needs to be a lot more scientific, timing is more important when using the frozen stuff. The fresh stuff stays viable for days in there, but if it's frozen, it needs to reach it's destination within a day. Or at least that's the way it goes with dogs.

with pigs you use fresh stuff.

It is collected and then an extender is added.

depending on the extender and storage - its good for 3-7 days.

the timing is the most critical part. sows have a very narrow window.

In a few years, Once I have my sows where I want them, I will bring some high quality semen in from the USA in my carry on.

Liquids, gels, aerosols, creams and pastes must be 3.4 ounces (100ml) or less per container; must be in 1 quart-sized, clear, plastic, zip-top bag; (I can get 4 80 ml semen bottles on)

 

[vehve]

Isn't it 101st? But what do I know, I'm not a native speaker...

 

[hennible]

with pigs you use fresh stuff.

It is collected and then an extender is added.

depending on the extender and storage - its good for 3-7 days.

the timing is the most critical part. sows have a very narrow window. 

In a few years, Once I have my sows where I want them, I will bring some high quality semen in from the USA in my carry on. 

Liquids, gels, aerosols, creams and pastes must be 3.4 ounces (100ml) or less per container; must be in 1 quart-sized, clear, plastic, zip-top bag; (I can get 4 80 ml semen bottles on)

:/

 

[ozexpat]

Thank goodness for just 31 days a month
as I'd hate to be paid on the 101th.

I had nasty juice and it was purple.
It made me want to gag and slurple.

too bad we dont say one hundred and "wonth"

Slurple.....

from the urban dictionary

Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.

Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.

Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.
Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple


Good effort

 

[ChickenCanoe]

We stand corrected.

I really don't think I've read one racial slur here though.
Reproductive innuendo perhaps.

 

[vehve]

Oz, good luck with TSA... I foresee comic conversations.

hennible, I didn't know you were called Sam. I bet no one outside of BYC calls Mark Oz... (I hope I remembered that right)

 

[hennible]

Yup, Sam I am... No one calls me Samantha...

 

[vehve]

We stand corrected.

I really don't think I've read one racial slur here though.
Reproductive innuendo perhaps.

There was a joke on the Cold Folks Home that was built on nationality, but that was pretty clean. And this thread can't be blamed for that. And the innuendo was mainly about animal reproduction too, Judy specifically pointed out the human stuff... But I think it's safer to keep it clean anyway.