The Old Folks Home

[Spookwriter]

I thought it was sasqueeches. Learned that watching tv, I did.

That show about those hillbilly men hunting monsters...Found a whole
nest of them, called them sasqueeches.

 

[Bunnylady]

Unless they are known to be female, in which case they are sasquitches?

Is being afraid when you think you hear a sasquatch having a case of the sasquillies?

 

[dsqard]

 

[Spookwriter]

Didn't anybody else watch the show catching bigfoots?

Duh....


Sasquatch is a male

Sasqwitch is a girl


* I had an employee last year who thought that Bigfoots were really
angles that had fallen out of heaven. ....that when you die, become
an angle, God gives you great big feet to walk on the clouds.

But ...sometimes Angles fall off. land on earth as Bigfoots, and thats
why we never actually capture one...God takes them back up on the
next load.

Yes, this was a real live grown adult. And he was serious. Its what he
believed. Heaven is full of bigfeet. He was not with me long...I need
employees that appear almost normal.

 

[Bunnylady]

Didn't anybody else watch the show catching bigfoots?

Duh....


Sasquatch is a male

Sasqwitch is a girl


* I had an employee last year who thought that Bigfoots were really
angles that had fallen out of heaven. ....that when you die, become
an angle, God gives you great big feet to walk on the clouds.

But ...sometimes Angles fall off. land on earth as Bigfoots, and thats
why we never actually capture one...God takes them back up on the
next load.

Yes, this was a real live grown adult. And he was serious. Its what he
believed. Heaven is full of bigfeet. He was not with me long...I need
employees that appear almost normal.

One question, Spook - did he have big feet?

 

[Spookwriter]

Never saw his feet....but he had big shoes.

I really seldom make comments about actual people who
have worked here. But in a world of idiots, he was their
leader.

If he fell off his cloud...musta landed on his head.

 

[Bunnylady]

Well, they say the Lord looks after fools . . . . .

 

[Latestarter]

... He was not with me long...I need
employees that appear almost normal.

I could use a little side income and appear almost normal in (virtually) all respects?

I just don't want the "work" associated with the "income" and I understand that's pretty normal too. When can I start?

 

[vehve]

Those angles can be pesky, being all obtuse and acute, sometimes even right.

But I thought the plural of sasquatch was just sasquatch? Sort of like deer or moose, with which they probably cohabit.

 

[Latestarter]

...Today I spent most of the day in the ER. I thought I was having a stroke.

Long story scared the crap out of everyone. Diagnosis Bell Palsy...

deb

So glad it wasn't a stroke Deb. I imagine that was a little nerve rattling to be sure! Just wanted to send along my well wishes that the meds and some relaxing/de-stressing on your part will help you get past this quickly and without any complications. You do have quite a lot on your plate and didn't really need more added. Hang in there!