I have an interview tomorrow.
Al and I should go shopping together and tape it. That'd be comedic gold.
And how would that be funny?
You would never get me in the store.
We could go window shopping, yeah, and I would say "ha! Not going in there!" At every place we passed.
If somehow you bribed or tricked me to get inside.... no way would I try on the clothes!
Last time I tried to go clothes shopping...I went with my niece...I hoped she could help me out...lots of my t-shirts have holes, I thought a new one without holes would be nice. So we walked into the place where I had bought two t-shirts 25 to 28 years ago. I still wear them, and I like them...but they have a few holes.
So, I looked...none of the shirts looked at all like the ones that I bought there 25 to 28 years back...whenever that was.
I sighed deeply, and said I guessed we should leave.
Niece said "but this one looks nice, or what about this one?", but since I was moving out the door, she gave up and followed me out.
I am telling you, they did NOT have the same shirts. I wanted replacements.

guess the old ones will have to do.