Al i need more information on this car birth thing. Been thinking about it all day.
Well... we have 5 remember.
Kid one was hospital. . And we didn't like the treatment we got, so decided we wanted something different with 2.
So for 2 we decided to try a midwife birthing center that is close to a hospital... we thought best of all worlds. It is however a 1.5 to 2 hour drive from our house. First kid though was almost 24 hours....so sounded ok.
So we had kid 2 at the birthing center that is 2 hours away. Worked great.... and the birth was 10 hours or some such.
We thought awesome... kid 2 worked well, we liked the birthing center, will do the same for kid 3.
Ha.
Did you know that each one comes faster?
Well.. we knew that too... but we thought 24 hours, 10 hours, maybe kid 3 will be 5 hours.. still plenty of time.

Kid 3 was maybe 30 minutes. 30 MINUTES. Can't get much of anywhere in 30 minutes.
We were driving down the highway at breakneck speed.... when the kid crowned. By the time the car squealed to a stop at the very next driveway the head was out.
Sheesh. Fast, best birth ever.. except the car had carpeted flooring.... don't recommend that.Anyway, kid popped out as soon as the pajama pants holding the kid in were removed... kid was put on mom's chest and covered in towels (October...so cold) and tada, we looked up and saw that we had just given birth...at the dump.
No joke.
Though technically it is the "Solid Waste Transfer Site"
Anyway, kid pinked up and started breathing pretty fast, mom had torn a bit but no bad bleeding. ... good birth... except for the car... the car....
So kid 4, we decided anything was safer than a car, so we picked home birth... took kid 4 over seven hours, HOURS to come out!
Then kid 5 was 2 weeks early and placenta abrupta, so emergeny C.

Just can't plan these things.
