The old woman has lost her mind!!!

[AKsmama]

You better hope he doesn't order any cassowary eggs next! Talk about killer birds! (Although if I could afford a pair I would love to have them.)

 

[schellie69]

It is so nice that you are helping your grandma. I am sorry she decided that she wants the emu's. I hope you can work something out maybe keep one and sell the rest. Good luck.

 

[sourland]

Keep one? Heck no! keep them all and buy more. MFB, Taz, and I will locate some more for you.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

She named the peeping egg "Mu".

anybody know any cheap nursing homes?

 

[Gold Griffin Chicken Mom]

A few years ago I had my uncle ready to kill me: I had brought the "perfect dog" for my Granny. HE would have to help clean up after it while I was safely back in Virginia. "This perfect dog," I explained, "stays right where you put him and never needs walking!"

Then I tossed the Beanie Baby in her lap.

"Tiny" got a place of honor in the living room and I got to live longer to think up more ways to irritate Dear Uncle. Can you tell this is a favored pasttime? Hmm, I haven't pranked him all day...

Perhaps Grandma needs some exotic stuffed animals? Just a thought.

 

[schellie69]

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See I am trying to be nice and you guys keep picking on poor EMu

I mean Em sorry.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

You guys are cruel. Here I am about to die....and you all are cracking jokes!

 

[DinosRBirds]

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That depends, don't you need some silky ducks, more bantam chickens, more candy...?

[URL]http://www.dogproductshop.co.uk/smile/angel/pray.gif[/URL] This is me.... being good now...

where did you get that smilie? its so cute!

 

[schellie69]

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Sorry I hope you can get things worked out with your grandma.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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[URL]http://www.dogproductshop.co.uk/smile/angel/pray.gif[/URL] This is me.... being good now...

where did you get that smilie? its so cute!

Oh that's him, adorable.