The old woman has lost her mind!!!

[KristyHall]

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now all it needs is a hockey mask

 

[Desert Rooster]

Just dont turn your back to them when they hatch, or else they might do the same thing that the rooster did to Taz

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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now all it needs is a hockey mask

No, wouldn't want to block it's razor sharp fangs:/

 

[KristyHall]

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now all it needs is a hockey mask

No, wouldn't want to block it's razor sharp fangs:/

wouldn't need it if it's carrying Jason's machete *cue friday the 13th music*

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I'm so glad I have such understanding, loving, comforting friends...

 

[MysticScorpio82]

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No, wouldn't want to block it's razor sharp fangs:/

wouldn't need it if it's carrying Jason's machete *cue friday the 13th music*

Nah, they have their own, built in machetes. Razor sharp wing claws!

 

[KristyHall]

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[Rammy]

I just had this image in my head of a Emu hatching out of its shell, Em is turning around to walk out, and the Emu launching itself at her back with fanged teeth, the wing claws pointed at her like little daggers while it does a karate kick with its tiny feet at her head as it screeches bloody murder.................thats what I get for eating cake for dinner.......


too much sugar..................<burp>


Rammy

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Well, here is "Mu"

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=6050851#p6050851

 

[BrattishTaz]

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Shhhhhh! We're not allowed to talk about that anymore.