She smiled, "I can tell him that I'm vising an old friend...because we do know people there. And I would love to meet your family!" She kissed his cheek, "We can take the private jet he gave me for my birthday!"
"Well, you see. There is this girl, she's desperately in love with me, and I don't know why." He sighed. "Shes in greece and she's terribly ugly. So if you do go pay no attention to her."