The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[Amer]

Pretty soon I’m gonna go with or ducky duck and scary Conan

Would you really want to join someone who is allied with those who dress fake dogs?

Amer and I have been partying at Muddy’s forest for a while now. Amer seems to have had an attitude change since she tried to throw me off MY OWN SHIP! So I let her out of the brig. She has had a grand time riding Mare’s horse through the green fields surrounding the forest.
Muddy never did show up, I guess she is still in the forest. We sang Karaoke without her and drank a lot of her beer. I stole a few bottles of her hot sauce to torture future prisoners with.
@muddy75 I took a keg of your beer and left you a barrel of rum and a few gold coins for the hot sauce. See you next time!

We have set sail for Nabiki’s kingdom. Prepare for WAR!

I bought @Amer a new costume so she will fit in better on a pirate ship
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Lol, you wish. Amer shredded the costume (Though she had to admit it was very stylish) and spilled all the drinks, being a minor.
Amer did enjoy the horse though. She rode around the forests in hopes of being rescued.
Gwaihir peers through the forest, watching with far seeing eyes (basically the best eyes anyone’s ever had.)
He swoops down and snatches Amer off the mare. Unfortunately Overo’s mare would simply be too much of a burden for him.
“You shouldn’t play the helpless princess all the time,” he chided. “You are a strong, accomplishment woman!”
“I know,” she sighed. He carried Amer back to Moony’s castle at an impressive speed, before setting her gently upon a guard tower.
“Even if you’re my bride, I can’t go saving you all the time, same as anyone else,” he said. “I have a goddess of the mountains to serve.” He flew away.

 

[RoosterML]

Yes, but you have to constantly put up with The Dawg.

That’s good enough reason for me

 

[ShrekDawg]

Darn, I've been beaten to it!
Well, I'll just have to write my own version -- the narration will be done Shakespeare-prose-style.
Can you let me know when you're finished? I'd love to read -- I mean, *ahem,* should it suit thee, kindly inform me when thou hast finished thy tome of Nuttiness; I desire to amuse myself with it.

Thyself*

 

[R2elk]

Oh I'm sure I could do that. Sounds eaiser than braids. You don't like Strawberry/ Raspberry?!?! They weren't the prettiest, but I was thrilled I managed to bake something on the side of "I actually did a halfways complicated recipe and didn't fail". They were delish.

Cinnamon Twists

Heat to boiling in a large saucepan: 1 cup sour cream (can use condensed milk soured).

Remove from heat.

Stir until blended: 2tbsp. shortening, 3 tbsp. sugar, 1/8 tsp. baking soda, and 1 tsp. salt.

Cool until lukewarm.

Combine: 1 large unbeaten egg and 1 - 7 cent cake crumbled yeast.

Stir until yeast is dissolved.

Beat in with spoon: 3 cups flour.

Turn out onto lightly floured board.

Knead lightly to form a smooth ball.

Cover with damp cloth and let stand 5 minutes to tighten up.

Roll dough 1/4" thick into 6" by 24" rectangle.

Spread surface with 2 tbsp. melted butter.

Sprinkle half of the dough - long way - with mixture of 1/3 cup brown sugar and 1 tsp. cinnamon.

Bring unsugared half of dough over sugared half, pressing top surface lightly to seal in filling. (3" X 24")

With sharp knife cut into 24 one inch strips.

Twist strips into spirals.

Place on greased baking sheet, pressing the ends of the strips firmly and flatly to the baking sheet.

Cover with damp cloth and let rise at 85° F until very light. Approximately 1 hour 15 minutes.

Bake in preheated oven at 375° F for 12 to 15 minutes.

Spread tops of baked sticks while still warm with thick white icing. (3/4 cup confectioner's sugar and 1 tbsp. milk).

Makes 2 dozen.

 

[RoosterML]

Saffy stop wowing my stinking rabbits

 

[EverythingDucks]

That’s good enough reason for me

The dawg is on the mainland.
We're on the island

 

[RoosterML]

Rev the Rabbit

I bet you have a rabbit

 

[Amer]

Ha! We have @MIAMI on our team!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Attention, all! I request thy attention, that I may announce something!
Come forth, @EverythingDucks!
At the request of Lady @Kiki the Nutter, I hereby bestow upon Little Duck this medal of honor:

Many congratulations to thee, Little Duck -- though it will do nothing to avert thy downfall at the hands of Mooney and Overy -- for thou hast earned them with thy admirable recaps.
Now, back to slaughtering.

 

[EverythingDucks]

@RoosterML
See if this works