The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[ShrekDawg]

Please don't tell me if you microwave your eggs.

Um.. that looks like a pan on the stove to me

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh no! Everything Ducks has licked all of the cheese off of Amer’s leg! Changing tactics.
Amer runs into the surf to wash off the nacho cheese so she can saturate herself in Velveeta instead.

 

[Amer]

Condiment overuse is a worse crime.

They don’t have the push ketchup dispenser at the local burger/fry/soft serve chain because of Covid so to get the same quantities of ketchup my dad has to use an ungodly number of packets.

 

[sealer39]

I bet most people on here won’t admit to half the stuff they eat, afraid of the never ending hell they would catch if they did.

 

[R2elk]

Now Amer is basically defenseless as her deadly flamingos have been destroyed in one fetal blow.

 

[Kiki]

But lung????

No. I don't think so.
I don't know what was wrong with that lung.

 

[ShrekDawg]

They don’t have the push ketchup dispenser at the local burger/fry/soft serve chain because of Covid so to get the same quantities of ketchup my dad has to use an ungodly number of packets.

same and also for mayo but at least mayo packets are bigger!! Those ketchup packets are so damn annoying!!! So small, impossible to open, and you get like one drop

 

[Amer]

They don’t have the push ketchup dispenser at the local burger/fry/soft serve chain because of Covid so to get the same quantities of ketchup my dad has to use an ungodly number of packets.

Or do you mean squirting ketchup on top of fries, so you can’t grab them.

 

[Painted Calls]

They died by hurled baby.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Please don't tell me if you microwave your eggs.

Who does that????