The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[Amer]

*flashes you before you can do anything*

Uh uh uh.
Can’t be going out of order, miss. Otherwise I could cover my flamingos with Velveeta before you did anything.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

*flashes you before you can do anything*

Fool! I put my blinds on the moment that I had a bead on thee! I can hear the thudding of my staples hitting home -- thou art now stapled like a stack of forms!
And I know that it's not Spook because he would be a lot louder -- the thing shrieks to the skies if the feed scoop comes within two feet of him.

 

[EverythingDucks]

@gointothebirdsfarm
Help!

My throat was balding but I didnt let that get in the way.
I flashed Saffy as I snapped at her feet

 

[Amer]

*Noble Spook flogs the queen's head from behind while the Blood Princess slices her scalpel across the wicked monarch's throat.*
Fool!

@Amer, alas, I have lost thy head. Shall I give thee a chicken head instead, or would you like a flamingo? I do not know if we have pigeons....

I WANT EVERYTHINGDUCKS HEAD!
I have supper. Hopefully nothing involving the participation of my headless body will happen.

 

[R2elk]

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Merrie Mallow Fudgies

15 large marshmallows quartered and frozen
1 cup shortening
1 cup sugar + extra to roll cookies in
1/2 cup tightly packed brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla
2 eggs
3 cups flour
2/3 cup cocoa
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt

Quarter and freeze the marshmallows at least a day before making cookies.

Cream together shortening and sugars.

Add the vanilla and eggs and beat well.

Sift together the flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt and mix in slowly until thoroughly incorporated into dough.

Shape rounded teaspoonful of dough around each frozen marshmallow quarter, sealing the marshmallow in very well. Roll in granulated sugar. Place on lightly greased or parchment lined cookie sheets.

Bake at 400° F. for 5 - 7 minutes until cookies crack.

Cool 2 minutes before removing from cookie sheets.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

@gointothebirdsfarm
Help!

My throat was balding but I didnt let that get in the way.
I flashed Saffy as I snapped at her feet

I WANT EVERYTHINGDUCKS HEAD!
I have supper. Hopefully nothing involving the participation of my headless body will happen.

*Slices the Queen's throat again, only this time with a heavy kitchen knife, and knocks her head off with a bathroom scale.*
Her head shall be thine, Pigeon Bride.

 

[EverythingDucks]

I grabbed her blind as I teared the flesh from her neck.
I licked my bloody lips with the blind in my hand.
I swallowed the blind before she could grab it back.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

@gointothebirdsfarm
Help!

My throat was balding but I didnt let that get in the way.
I flashed Saffy as I snapped at her feet

@Kiki HELP! I have to run to get the staple remover from the med room. In the meantime, go help @EverythingDucks. Our Quebec's demise will be nearing if someone doesn't save her from Saffy's wrath.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Not fair! We posted at the same time.

 

[sealer39]

Someone send me the coordinates of this little tiff that’s going on. I need to dump 196 guns onto that spot.