The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[sealer39]

*Throws another scale, grabs Amer's headless cadaver, and runs.*
Here, 3rd Peg Leg Sealer!

Here it comes! Dive in your fox holes or start digging quick!

 

[Kiki]

@Kiki HELP! I have to run to get the staple remover from the med room. In the meantime, go help @EverythingDucks. Our Quebec's demise will be nearing if someone doesn't save her from Saffy's wrath.

Kiki stands topless....blinding them all.

 

[Amer]

Merrie Mallow Fudgies

15 large marshmallows quartered and frozen
1 cup shortening
1 cup sugar + extra to roll cookies in
1/2 cup tightly packed brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla
2 eggs
3 cups flour
2/3 cup cocoa
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt

Quarter and freeze the marshmallows at least a day before making cookies.

Cream together shortening and sugars.

Add the vanilla and eggs and beat well.

Sift together the flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt and mix in slowly until thoroughly incorporated into dough.

Shape rounded teaspoonful of dough around each frozen marshmallow quarter, sealing the marshmallow in very well. Roll in granulated sugar. Place on lightly greased or parchment lined cookie sheets.

Bake at 400° F. for 5 - 7 minutes until cookies crack.

Cool 2 minutes before removing from cookie sheets.

( do they taste like actual cookies? Now we know what’s in Bob’s freezer. Foxes and marshmallows.)

*Slices the Queen's throat again, only this time with a heavy kitchen knife, and knocks her head off with a bathroom scale.*
Her head shall be thine, Pigeon Bride.

That was supposed to be a request for her death. Starting to wonder if having someone else’s head on my body would give them control over it. I guess I can’t stop you because I’m dead.

Not fair! We posted at the same time.

Yes fair! You killed me so you should get killed in return!

I apologize, Amer -- I cannot yet get Little Duck's head for thee.
In the meantime, have a cockatoo head -- I require thine assistance as soon as possible.
Wakey, wakey, sunshine
Time to terrorize!
Rise!

Aha! I do not have the brain of the cockatoo! Interesting!
“Thank you, I didn’t actually want her head on my body anyways. And look, this beak can tear flesh!” Amer clacked her beak together and headbanged a little. She had lost all her former grace in the battle when she dyed her dress orange with Velveeta.

What?? I killed her! Just cause yall stick some poor birds head on her corpse doesn't make her alive again!!

Hey, you should be dead right now, stop complaining. Saffy killed you fair and square. You done missed out by not dying though. You might have gotten control over my body.

 

[Amer]

But she would have been a pretty turkey bride.
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I missed out! Turkeys are like my favorite animal.

 

[R2elk]

Kiki stands topless....blinding them all.

Cover thyself wench. You will make 3rd Peg Leg Sealer crash.

 

[Painted Calls]

Kiki stands topless....blinding them all.

Coconuts do not blind anyone but Saffy. She is wearing her blinders and headed back to Sealer's ship.

I missed out! Turkeys are like my favorite animal.

We can do a transplant once you are safely home.

 

[R2elk]

( do they taste like actual cookies? Now we know what’s in Bob’s freezer. Foxes and marshmallows.)

Nope, they taste like chewy fudge. They can be extremely hazardous to a slim waistline.

 

[EverythingDucks]

I missed out! Turkeys are like my favorite animal.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

Cover thyself wench. You will make 3rd Peg Leg Sealer crash.

Not necessarily a bad thing

 

[EverythingDucks]

Coconuts do not blind anyone but Saffy. She is wearing her blinders and headed back to Sealer's ship.

We can do a transplant once you are safely home.

I ate her blind.