The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[Conan]

I think I need to help my people...

Listen up everyone!!

Join the Queendom of Conan or we will eat you!

Want to not be digested? Join now save yourself.

You dare speak on behalf of me, the cannibal queen? I wouldn't spare a single one of them. They'll be slaughtered on site, and devoured or brought to the meat aging caves for future feasting.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Fine, but my house did not burn down and I am alive!

Dude.... if the house burned down and you were sleeping inside of it as you claimed to be.... you are dead. No way you could survive that.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Fine, but my house did not burn down and I am alive!

No way the house wouldn’t burn down with cannonballs launched at it we also torched it just in case. We are thorough. We wouldn’t let it not burn down.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You are beyond dead at this point

 

[duluthralphie]

You dare speak on behalf of me, the cannibal queen? I wouldn't spare a single one of them. They'll be slaughtered on site, and devoured or brought to the meat aging caves for future feasting.

Sorry your highness. I was just trying to lure them into the oven.

 

[ShrekDawg]

At least you had a chance to die an honorable death in a blaze of glory. I got tortured alive, had my intestines ripped out by Saffy and my head sewn back on (all the while dreaming I escaped), turned into a zombie by her (against my will) only to be eaten half alive by Conan the second I stepped out of the castle.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Dude.... if the house burned down and you were sleeping inside of it as you claimed to be.... you are dead. No way you could survive that.

No way the house wouldn’t burn down with cannonballs launched at it we also torched it just in case. We are thorough. We wouldn’t let it not burn down.

How could you even find it? It's hidden. I won't reveal how.
Y'all said she was on the shore!! Not in the middle of my island. And she died on the spot.
She was the only one on the shore, until of course y'all realized I wasn't dead.

I refuse to die.
I'm not dead, and I never was dead.

 

[ShrekDawg]

How could you even find it? It's hidden. I won't reveal how.
Y'all said she was on the shore!! Not in the middle of my island. And she died on the spot.
She was the only one on the shore, until of course y'all realized I wasn't dead.

I refuse to die.
I'm not dead, and I never was dead.

You never said your house was hidden before! You can’t just change it cause you don’t wanna die and Sealer said before that Overo was gonna be mad if she died so he took her back to the castle to be revived. And I was nearby anyway. We came back. Amer even said before she wasn’t going to quit till you died it’s not personal or that serious. Everyone dies. I died like twice already

 

[ShrekDawg]

How could you even find it? It's hidden. I won't reveal how.
Y'all said she was on the shore!! Not in the middle of my island. And she died on the spot.
She was the only one on the shore, until of course y'all realized I wasn't dead.

I refuse to die.
I'm not dead, and I never was dead.

You’ve died like 5 times already it’s just a game and a character.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Amer died but she took Little Duck down with her, so it was a wholly satisfying death. Goodbye.

Gwaihir is going to have my head!
Ohh, Seeeeeeeeeeealerrrrrrr... can you come over here? I'd like to have a little chat about your use of Amer as a cannonball.
*Violently grabs the pirate by the throat.*
I'll tell Gwaihir to eat you first.