The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[R2elk]

That would be greedy. I have to leave some for other passerbys.

Also very dangerous to the waistline.

 

[duluthralphie]

There is no such thing in the kingdom of Bob. We watch our weight and only eat things we kill or forage ourselves. We are a thrifty bunch.
We hide away all the money we get from the US for safe keeping, we never spend it on useless junk.
We have buried treasure all over the place here..
It's no wonder we are constantly being harassed by those who are jealous of our spoils.

This could be said with less words...

you said, “We are a dumb lazy bunch and forgot where we hid our valuables and can’t afford a bag of M&M’s.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Sorry girl you joined a kingdom that wants to hide in the woods and rely on handouts while using skunks and mushrooms to protect you? It was bound to happen.
Take a bath and shave and I'll let you join us otherwise good luck in the Kingdom of Slob.

We don't rely on those handouts.
We survive on what we already have and save the rest for a rainy day. This not our concern the US thinks we are under privileged and continue to attempt to "improve" upon our way of life.
We are the richest kingdom in all the lands. We just don't flaunt it like the others.
Now unhand those skunks before I skin you!

 

[R2elk]

Sorry girl you joined a kingdom that wants to hide in the woods and rely on handouts while using skunks and mushrooms to protect you? It was bound to happen.
Take a bath and shave and I'll let you join us otherwise good luck in the Kingdom of Slob.

Now that the women are here, The Kingdom of Bob has greatly cleaned up. Baths are taken whether needed or not. The Slobbery is down to 1% where before it was 99.9%.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

There is no such thing in the kingdom of Bob. We watch our weight and only eat things we kill or forage ourselves. We are a thrifty bunch.
We hide away all the money we get from the US for safe keeping, we never spend it on useless junk.
We have buried treasure all over the place here..
It's no wonder we are constantly being harassed by those who are jealous of our spoils.

What about the Nutella? Or is that one of the "buried treasures?"

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Now that the women are here, The Kingdom of Bob has greatly cleaned up. Baths are taken whether needed or not. The Slobbery is down to 1% where before it was 99.9%.

Are you trying to get me kidnapped and ravaged? Don't tell them that.
The fear of the stench is my security system.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Now that the women are here, The Kingdom of Bob has greatly cleaned up. Baths are taken whether needed or not. The Slobbery is down to 1% where before it was 99.9%.

... They nagged you, didn't they?

 

[duluthralphie]

Now that the women are here, The Kingdom of Bob has greatly cleaned up. Baths are taken whether needed or not. The Slobbery is down to 1% where before it was 99.9%.

They do bath now, here is a video faker Eilleen sent me of her combing her hair after her quarterly bath.

 

[R2elk]

... They nagged you, didn't they?

Nope, I am considerate of others. They left their stinkum behind and I washed my odors off.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

What about the Nutella? Or is that one of the "buried treasures?"

That's a trap set by Ralphie. I can only assume he ate that stuff during his time with the cannibles. .
Still want it? Guess what part of the human body the cannibals used to make that "nuttella"