The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[ShrekDawg]

I WILL still be attending the jousting tournaments though. Albeit maybe in disguise.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'm afraid you won't listen.

Nonsense! Of course I will! The chance to be a badass ninja warrior thingamajig!? I wouldn’t pass it up!! Besides, the alternative is death by scalpel. I learn or I get shanked to death so

 

[ShrekDawg]

I’m dying here

https://www.backyardchickens.com/th...es-with-their-spouses-to-this-effect.1419272/

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Floofy dummy.

 

[Conan]

Oh ya? Where are these many Kings you speak of?
I'm not seeing any. You wanted an Estrogen Island and now all I see is a bunch of women that can't decide on an outfit or what to do with their coconuts.

I know what to do with both. Eat them.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Okay, I currently have three others on my side. I just need the Dawg and Bee to join me.
Then I'll see about getting other people on board once I have my army.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I really have missed a lot.
And I am decidedly NOT reading through it.
Updates.
Toss ‘em at me.

 

[Conan]

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but it sounds like there's an island of women working on getting fat and soft eating ice cream and dessert all day whilst playing with small mammals? Y'all are going to be ridiculously easy to slaughter, AND you've been self basting. I foresee a delicious cannibal feast for myself.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I really have missed a lot.
And I am decidedly NOT reading through it.
Updates.
Toss ‘em at me.

EverythingDucks is doomed.
Conan has joined Overo, and I'm with them, making chili and cornbread.
KDOG has joined Little Duck, and I'll start hunting her after dinner. She's doomed, too.
Nabiki is... somewhere, being peaceful.
gointothebirdsfarm is with Little Duck, and I'll try to keep my medical sister alive.
And Little Duck is still doomed.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but it sounds like there's an island of women working on getting fat and soft eating ice cream and dessert all day whilst playing with small mammals? Y'all are going to be ridiculously easy to slaughter, AND you've been self basting. I foresee a delicious cannibal feast for myself.

That, too.