The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[R2elk]

That chest is just begging to be hammered with a coconut. Hardly any armor, and -- pardon my saying this -- it's huge.

Don't mess with The Duckling, you will be sorry.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I could go for some pork today.

Yeah...pork.

I hate pork.

 

[Painted Calls]

“Dressed” pork???

Not my Hamilton!

 

[Painted Calls]

The scalpels are for self protection. Geez. I dont trust you nutters not to try and hurt our Blood Princess.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I hate pork.

Just another reason you need to be made an example of.

 

[R2elk]

“Dressed” pork???

Pork butt was on sale again so I have a pork roast cooking in the Slow Cooker.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Just another reason you need to be made an example of.

No lol pork is disgusting. Beef? Chicken? Fantastic. Not pork. And not fish unless it’s fried.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Okay, okay -- I won't touch her. I'll just talk... and bribe her with food.

@Queen Overo
Shall we make Muddy an offer?
I'm thinking title and land. We could use a Duke and Duchess.
We'II cut out Muddy a large area of our finest hunting land and to seal the deal offer Mr Muddy 1/2 of nutter island after we clear it of the native nutters. Surely he wouldn't say no to a beach resort spot.
Whatta think?

@muddy75
Why do that when you already live on a island with a great forest for hunting??
We have better food here! And coconut margaritas!
And we have more people on our side!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Good plan!

So who do we have?
In negotiations with Muddy
Our darling blood princess Saffy
Duck
Sealer
Amer
Anyone else?

 

[Amer]

No lol pork is disgusting. Beef? Chicken? Fantastic. Not pork. And not fish unless it’s fried.

I don’t like pork and beef but I like seafood, fish, and poultry.
I never tried squirrel.