The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[Nabiki]

Oh yeah! That’s right! I forgot before when I had asked if I was in those mists or the other kind

But those were violent war criminals, no!?

Of course they are. As I said, @Amer has a choice. You know I prefer peace to war by now, I hope.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Fie! Thy death shall not be swift, traitor -- my staples shall fix thee to the wall, my scalpel shall part thy skin and muscle, and my knife shall cleave thy head from thy shoulders to be weighed upon my bathroom scale!
Flee, should you think that it would help thee, but it shall not! Thou hast performed an unforgivable crime in my eyes, and my zombie tongue yearns for thy blood!

I keep forgetting you’re a zombie now

 

[Kiki]

I’m anchored offshore now. It took me longer than expected. I made a detour because I thought I was going to have to blow @KDOGG331 off the map but she straightened up. I also stopped and picked up a crew to man the cannons for me. Do you need any rum? I’ve got a dozen barrels.

Did you pick up @RUNuts too?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I keep forgetting you’re a zombie now

I forgot, too.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Of course they are. As I said, @Amer has a choice. You know I prefer peace to war by now, I hope.

Yes I do!! she’s still technically our slave though, no!? Or is she our refugee?

 

[ShrekDawg]

I forgot, too.

can you bite me!? I wanna be something cool

 

[R2elk]

Now that I am back, Elkman tried to capture me but I grabbed my trusty broom, and whooped his skunky behind!

If I tried to capture you, you would have been captured and consigned to the pit that awaits. There is no reception there making it impossible for you to call for help. Any attempt to crawl out of the pit would cause the walls of sand to collapse and bury you without a trace to be found.

 

[Nabiki]

Yes I do!! she’s still technically our slave though, no!? Or is she our refugee?

No slaves. Slavery is evil. She chooses to be a loyal vassal or she wanders the mists. No harm will come to her in the mists, but she will have no effect on the Kingdoms ever again.

 

[ShrekDawg]

If I tried to capture you, you would have been captured and consigned to the pit that awaits. There is no reception there making it impossible for you to call for help. Any attempt to crawl out of the pit would cause the walls of sand to collapse and bury you without a trace to be found.

Oh shiiiiizzzzz!!! Does this mean I never really escaped!? Never witnessed the dragons!? Has all this been a dream!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

No slaves. Slavery is evil. She chooses to be a loyal vassal or she wanders the mists. No harm will come to her in the mists, but she will have no effect on the Kingdoms ever again.

Perfect!! I love this!! I must admit I was getting a bit worried there for a second but I see now we only acquired her to save her!!