The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[Nabiki]

Oh shiiiiizzzzz!!! Does this mean I never really escaped!? Never witnessed the dragons!? Has all this been a dream!?

He kindly let you go. Remember, his goal is to be left alone in peace. Poke not the skunks, padawan.

 

[Kiki]

Wait.... how was she brushing a horse if she was locked in the brig?

You ask too many questions.

Someone tape her mouth.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

can you bite me!? I wanna be something cool

Oh, fool -- I do not turn those who I bite; I devour them!
Ah, but thou requested that I bite thee... very well -- thou shall be delicious, once thy time in the slow cooker has expired.

 

[ShrekDawg]

He kindly let you go. Remember, his goal is to be left alone in peace. Poke not the skunks, padawan.

Phew!! What a relief!! And yes I will stay far away from Elkman and his kingdom now!! Although what happened to your agreement for me to be tortured in exchange for honey?? Was that all thrown out the window when I tried to escape!? I’ll gladly take one for the team!

 

[ShrekDawg]

You ask too many questions.

Someone tape her mouth.

No need for tape!! I’ll just roll with it now

 

[Nabiki]

Phew!! What a relief!! And yes I will stay far away from Elkman and his kingdom now!! Although what happened to your agreement for me to be tortured in exchange for honey?? Was that all thrown out the window when I tried to escape!? I’ll gladly take one for the team!

That off is still open now that you have willingly agreed. @R2elk Take not her life, but she is yours for the space of 5 pages.

You will emerge stronger from this, @KDOGG331

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh, fool -- I do not turn those who I bite; I devour them!
Ah, but thou requested that I bite thee... very well -- thou shall be delicious, once thy time in the slow cooker has expired.

I changed my mind! I don’t want you to bite me anymore!! I forgot you’re vicious!!

 

[Kiki]

Fie! Thy death shall not be swift, traitor -- my staples shall fix thee to the wall, my scalpel shall part thy skin and muscle, and my knife shall cleave thy head from thy shoulders to be weighed upon my bathroom scale!
Flee, should you think that it would help thee, but it shall not! Thou hast performed an unforgivable crime in my eyes, and my zombie tongue yearns for thy blood!

 

[R2elk]

That off is still open now that you have willingly agreed. @R2elk Take not her life, but she is yours for the space of 5 pages.

You will emerge stronger from this, @KDOGG331

Unacceptable. I do not trap and release.

 

[ShrekDawg]

That off is still open now that you have willingly agreed. @R2elk Take not her life, but she is yours for the space of 5 pages.

You will emerge stronger from this, @KDOGG331

Five whole pages!?

But very well then... I shall accept my fate.