The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[ShrekDawg]

There was no doubt which version Kiki meant for you since she also asked for your head.

I have no clue what’s going on.
You need “help” dawg?? I help!

The Dawg needs the same kind of help that you asked Bad to give the dying chick.

No thank you!! No helping involved!! Enough people have tried to kill me today.

 

[EverythingDucks]

I’m gonna share in here also. Check out these shears I picked up at TSC. Should be perfect to cull chicks and quail.
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I also asked kiki to lend me her finger for a try out.

IS THAT DUNKIN????????????????????????

 

[ShrekDawg]

I have to say that this is officially one of the most confusing/hilarious/Betrayal City role plays I have ever seen. What fun it would be to write this into a book...perhaps I shall add Scribe to my title. I'm currently only making meals/deserts and taking splinters out and healing bruises. Although I am currently on my way to make pumpkin brownies. I ordered the servants to clean the cottage while I supervised, so that is done.

They listen to you!?

 

[R2elk]

Enough people have tried to kill me today.

The day isn't over.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

They listen to you!?

Of course they do. They know better. I'm in charge of the meals remember?

 

[ShrekDawg]

The day isn't over.

Even more reason I don’t need any more helping! I’ve already been almost killed like 5 times today’s

 

[ShrekDawg]

Of course they do. They know better. I'm in charge of the meals remember?

touché!! Speaking of meals, chicken parm is cooking as we speak.

 

[RoosterML]

IS THAT DUNKIN????????????????????????

Sorry none for you

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

Of course they do. They know better. I'm in charge of the meals remember?

Ok I could never do that. But I'm a generous employer and pay fair wages with good food and board...they know that if they leave their only chance for employment is to go over to the mainland, where they will be made slaves.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Shall I help your Royal Majesty? Or are you the Commander of the Military?

Sure! I'm just getting the main plotline written out. I'll have to think about dialog.
I'm the queen and military commander