The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[sealer39]

You're gonna sink, my man. Might want to off her now.

Go look in the barn. I raised the spinnaker and got to your kingdom in record time. You’ll find your horse and a crazy a$$ duck girl with splinters in her teeth. I suggest you take her straight to the dungeon.

I’ve sailed back out to open water, already below the horizon.

 

[Amer]

I’m laughing. Also, why would anyone join Bob’s skunk kingdom?

 

[Kiki]

This is concerning considering your definition of “helping.”

Blood Princess, I think Kiki needs your “help.”

Also, @FrankieDoodle, you traitor! Why would you join any side but Shiloh’s?

Back away from Frankie.
I will steal Saffy's knife and knife you.

 

[Kiki]

I’m laughing. Also, why would anyone join Bob’s skunk kingdom?

He is magical.

 

[Painted Calls]

Go look in the barn. I raised the spinnaker and got to your kingdom in record time. You’ll find your horse and a crazy a$$ duck girl with splinters in her teeth. I suggest you take her straight to the dungeon.

I’ve sailed back out to open water, already below the horizon.

@Sapphire Sebright, show Queen Nutter to her cell please. Give her some floss for those splinters. Then put her in shackles, a straight jacket, and a Hannibal Lecter-esque mask.

 

[FrankieDoodle]

This is concerning considering your definition of “helping.”

Blood Princess, I think Kiki needs your “help.”

Also, @FrankieDoodle, you traitor! Why would you join any side but Shiloh’s?

I love Shiloh, but this:

Before deciding, remember that before King Muscle took over we were peaceful under Kiki's rule. He will tar and feather you if you are a nutter that dresses animals.
Saffy may stab you with a scalpel.
Conan will eat you (unless maybe you brought drinks).
Elk Mans skunks will spray you.
You won't last on your own unless you have a skunk army.

If you join me you can either bash your enemies heads, stay with the cute doggies, or spy on the enemy.
And I will take over
My army is growing
Join me before you get eaten, stabbed, tared and feathered, or sprayed

Is what won me over.

 

[EverythingDucks]

@Sapphire Sebright, show Queen Nutter to her cell please. Give her some floss for those splinters. Then put her in shackles, a straight jacket, and a Hannibal Lecter-esque mask.

Lol his boat is sinking and I'm swing back to my island

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

This is concerning considering your definition of “helping.”

Blood Princess, I think Kiki needs your “help.”

Also, @FrankieDoodle, you traitor! Why would you join any side but Shiloh’s?

Most excellent!
@Kiki! Lady Kiki of the Nutters! Come hither, I beseech thee! We must converse!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Back away from Frankie.
I will steal Saffy's knife and knife you.

Thou shalt do nothing of the sort!
*Pulls stapler.*

 

[Painted Calls]

Lol his boat is sinking and I'm swing back to my island

Nice try. We have you now.