The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[Nabiki]

How fast can zombies run!?

Not very. They shamble.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Can we have a zombie kingdom!?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

No it wouldn’t! I’m a zombie now!! I can turn you!

Nay, thou art not able. Thou art not a Blood Princess, and can thus not add to our undead legions.
Thou art doomed.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Not very. They shamble.

Darn! I guess I’m screwed then!

 

[R2elk]

No it wouldn’t! I’m a zombie now!! I can turn you!

Keep right on deluding yourself. Even zombies need a head. Yours belongs to Kiki just as soon as Bee Key shrinks it for her.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Nay, thou art not able. Thou art not a Blood Princess, and can thus not add to our undead legions.
Thou art doomed.

Yeah well maybe I found some sort of magic stone or something that gave me those powers

 

[ShrekDawg]

Keep right on deluding yourself. Even zombies need a head. Yours belongs to Kiki just as soon as Bee Key shrinks it for her.

Drats!!

 

[sealer39]

Good night all.
Everyone on Nutter’s Island sleep well tonight. Something scary in the night is headed your way.

 

[Conan]

Not if I turn you first!

I've ripped your head off with my bare hands after saffy pushes you out the door, leaving your dead brain to its own devices. You didn't last long against a cannibal Siren such as myself, but your flavor will offer much to the coming destruction.

 

[Conan]

Keep right on deluding yourself. Even zombies need a head. Yours belongs to Kiki just as soon as Bee Key shrinks it for her.

And I'm eating Kiki, so they're both screwed.