The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[Kiki]

I can’t eat most salads anymore

This just sounds retarded.

 

[R2elk]

Heh when I don’t plan ahead I make a salad.

I almost never plan ahead. I eat very well.

 

[Amer]

Isn’t it chewy? Idk lol

No. It’s less chewy than usual. You should try it. It tastes like ultraplain chicken. Probably healthier than cooking or frying even though no one would want to eat it. It has almost no fat or flavor.

 

[R2elk]

WHY THOUGH? What is wrong with microwaved chicken? It literally tastes like plain chicken breast.
why don’t you just boil it, huh?

 

[featherhead007]

I knew a logger that would use vegetable oil for his chain lube and cut his elk up with his chain saw. Lots of bone chips everywhere.

But efficient! Ergonomics is the key to a happy life! (Or a lazy life)

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

Do they what?

Wipe down things properly

 

[featherhead007]

No. It’s less chewy than usual. You should try it. It tastes like ultraplain chicken. Probably healthier than cooking or frying even though no one would want to eat it. It has almost no fat or flavor.

So, it kinda tastes like TOFU?

 

[featherhead007]

Do they what?

Class, pay AAAATention!!

 

[Amer]

So, it kinda tastes like TOFU?

No. It tastes like CHICKEN.
It’s not flavorful, it’s plain old CX chicken breast.

 

[R2elk]

No. It tastes like CHICKEN.
It’s not flavorful, it’s plain old CX chicken breast.

Properly cooked chicken can be flavorful and delicious. It does not need to be flavorless.