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*runs to other side of island*
There she was, sitting in the sand, topless, with a makeshift crown on her head.
As I stood, hiding behind the dense plant life, I imagined how she would taste.
And all in an instant, as though she was a pink turkey, I opened my mouth, and *chomp*.
She was gone.
I jumped into the water as my legs turned into a mermaid tail.
I grinned with satisfaction.
Pink turkey? Rofl is that what you kids are calling it now days?
 
Queen Kiki enters stage left.
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Now that’s a dress that demands respect.
Yeah right.
Y'all need me weather you realize it or not.
I'm the one that took out Amer and her flamingos.
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And Kiki isn't losing anything by letting me stay queen. She's just keeping me on her side.
When we win she'll have her kingdom back and a bit of the island.
She won't get any of that if she leaves my side.
And you will both die.
The Nutters are fighting over who’s queen, while Moony and Mare rule undisputed. Toddlers.
 
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