The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[Nabiki]

Networking nerd

Don't be surprised if I wear one of those for the Coturnix Corner video on the 13th.

 

[Amer]

Staplers, knives, viscera pail;
Hit you in the head with a bathroom scale!
Modest dress, reasonable grace,
Scalpels will will dissect your face!
Avenging princess, bathed in blood
Soon you’re bleeding in the mud.
While you’re screaming rather shrilly,
She may make you into chili!
Zombie sister to the bride
Scrambling your limbs before you’ve died
It’s too late
That’s your fate
The Blood Princess got ya mate.

 

[Conan]

I got bikinis for all of the queens:
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That last one. I'd love to rock Freddie's face on my lady bits.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Staplers, knives, viscera pail;
Hit you in the head with a bathroom scale!
Modest dress, reasonable grace,
Scalpels will will dissect your face!
Avenging princess, bathed in blood
Soon you’re bleeding in the mud.
While you’re screaming rather shrilly,
She may make you into chili!
Zombie sister to the bride
Scrambling your limbs before you’ve died
It’s too late
That’s your fate
The Blood Princess got ya mate.

Aww, how sweet of you to write that! Thank you!
And the "reasonable grace" comment is really quite generous, I think -- I move like an Orpington.
"Stapler in hand, aimed at thy head
Treatment like that for paper stacks, and then you're dead!"

 

[electrycmonk]

Staplers, knives, viscera pail;
Hit you in the head with a bathroom scale!
Modest dress, reasonable grace,
Scalpels will will dissect your face!
Avenging princess, bathed in blood
Soon you’re bleeding in the mud.
While you’re screaming rather shrilly,
She may make you into chili!
Zombie sister to the bride
Scrambling your limbs before you’ve died
It’s too late
That’s your fate
The Blood Princess got ya mate.

Nice meter & rather visceral imagery to boot. It rolled smoothly off the tongue.
May I suggest some fava beans next time?
/Spock-like raised single eyebrow glance

 

[Amer]

Nice meter & rather visceral imagery to boot. It rolled smoothly off the tongue.
May I suggest some fava beans next time?
/Spock-like raised single eyebrow glance

Hmm?

Beans in chili are quite good
But victims are better
Says the Blood Princess

 

[R2elk]

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Wrong.
Campfire Rose

 

[Amer]

I named her Queeny. Maybe this thread brought it to the front of my mind, but Queeny just seemed right.
Queeny’s sister won Reserve RCCL junior show at Hutchinson MN a couple weekends ago. Personally I think Queeny is better, but I guess it depends upon the behavior on the given day. Queeny is incredibly friendly usually.
I can’t wait to show her next weekend.
(Her sister is still nameless. Suggestions?)

 

[Amer]

Wrong.
Campfire Rose

I can’t grow roses.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I named her Queeny. Maybe this thread brought it to the front of my mind, but Queeny just seemed right.
Queeny’s sister won Reserve RCCL junior show at Hutchinson MN a couple weekends ago. Personally I think Queeny is better, but I guess it depends upon the behavior on the given day. Queeny is incredibly friendly usually.
I can’t wait to show her next weekend.
(Her sister is still nameless. Suggestions?)
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Well, if Queeny is the queen, then would that make her sister a princess?
Perhaps... "Sanguine?" It means several things, including "optimistic," and "bloody."
*Cough cough,* sorry about my bloody ego *cough cough.*