Bunny Slippers Story:
Bonus story:
I have a lot of animals, I love them, they love me, but sometimes nature takes over and I end up the butt of a great doggie joke.
About 3 Winters ago, before I lost JoJo my femal Great Pyrenees, I was sitting in the living room close to midnight and realized I hadn't locked my truck.
This particular truck didn't have the handy dandy clicker you could point at it and lock and set the alarm, you had to do it manually. I figured it was close to midnight, it was cold, but I had to do it. So I grabbed my nice long fluffy robe and put on my nice warm fluffy BUNNY slippers my son had just given me for Christmas.
At this time I had no chickens or ducks, the only animals in the front yard were my two Great Pyrenees, JoJo and her son Mozart. They didn't pay a lot of attention to me on the way to the truck, but on the way back I was cold and I have a huge yard, I was about 200 or more feet from the front door and I decided to run for it.
As I ran my robe flapped up and the Pyrs saw the running bunnies,,, I never saw them coming. They came flying up behind me and each one of them grabbed a bunny and kept going. My robe was above my head with my nightie as I was dragged at a very fast clip across the yard. The yard that was now dry, brown grass?
The drug me around for what seemed forever, I couldn't get my feet out of the slippers because they were being held too tight, I was getting grass-rash on my fanny, and I couldn't get my robe or nightie down.
I finally got dropped because the dogs attention was grabbed by something else. A local SO car by my front fence and two laughing deputies. They knew me and saw me running back from the truck and were going to be funny and spot-light me, instead their dash-cam caught my humiliation.
They did rescue me though, and helped me get back to my porch in my dripping wet slippers, one which had no ears left.
I've never quite lived that one down in this County.
