The Things You Never Said Before You Had Pets Thread!

[bluedragonfire]

Did I kill the thread?

 

[goodmorninglove]

"Do you know how annoying it is to clean up hermit crab poop?"
"I need some rain boots or something similar so I don't have to worry about stepping in poop."
"I went in there with a hoe to clean up their poop and he didn't like it."

 

[ChickenFolks]

here is one my dad says when he gets home from work " Hey Dudders how u doing pups i"m so glad to see you! Now beat it!"