The Unwritten Rules of Life

[N F C]

 

[Blooie]

Being old ain't tough - it's the process of getting there that stinks!

 

[Briza]

The sun is shining, the grass is freshly mowed and suddenly it starts to pour and the grass has grown four inches overnight.

 

[N F C]

When I water, it rains. If I don't water, it doesn't rain.

 

[sourland]

Wash your car - it will rain.

Put on rain gear - it will stop raining.

Forget an umbrella - it will rain. Bring an umbrella - it will not rain.

 

[Blooie]

He who doth not tootheth his own horn oft doth not getteth his horn tootethed. <now excuse me - I have to go do CPR on the little spell checker dude>

 

[sourland]

The tooting horn gets heard.

The squeaky wheel gets greased.